What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

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Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

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Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?